50 Shades of Abuse Flyer - Canada
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Disclaimer: consensual kink is not abuse. These warning signs CAN be part of a healthy relationship, but only when they are agreed upon beforehand. Furthermore, what 50 Shades of Grey describes is NOT a healthy kink relationship. It is a controlling, damaged person practicing kinky sex without training or regard for safety or his partners’ feelings.
Split lips are so fucking sexy.
Seriously?
THAT’S your secret?
“I’m a sadist, Ana”
The worst possible thing you could think of was that he is a sadist? Well boo fuckin’ hoo, bitch. If you think that kinky fuckery is sexy but soooooo wrong, you can just go back to your ivory tower and leave it to all of us freaks.
“Master is dark.” No. Ana and Leila are pansy asses. No one who actually partakes in the lifestyle freaks out because of sadism. Hell, we applaud it! I may not be a masochist, but my Master is a sadist, so I just man up and take it because I love him.
If you’re going to write a damn book, write about something you know or talk to someone else who is involved with the lifestyle you’re writing. Do some research. And no, Wikipedia doesn’t count, lazy bitch.
I really hope that no vanilla people take this horse shit for the truth about the lifestyle. Oh god, I be Collarme is flooding with shady whiners right now. Sonofabitch. Now I know how the Vampire fans felt when Twilight caught on.